Tea Party For Ten

I have decided that it has come the time to take flight into my anual social encounter. Usually, these events make me anxious, bored, and overall unimpressed, but this year, I have a plan. To make this chore more entertaining I have decided to invite special characters, so special that I should get an interesting reaction when I mix them all together.
Here is my Invitee List:
-Peter Pan for his free spirit
-Oscar Wilde for his witty and melancholic wisdom and remarks
-Edward scissor hands for his ability to stun and silence people
-Jack Skelington for his intimidating first impression
-The Queen of Hearts for defense mechanisms
-Santa Claus for his jolly good spirit
-Casper the friendly ghost for his gentle and king nature
-Headless Horseman for having a good head on his shoulders
-Achilles for his ruthlessness
-Cruella Devil for her cruelty and selfishness
I have chosen these characters, both heroes and villians because I would like to watch the combustion that is bound to occur. In my mind I predict it will start off a bit silent and stiff, but then I assume that Oscar Wilde will remark on the bulbousness of the Queen of Hearts head. She will then relpy 'Off with his head!' which will then trigger Santa Claus (played by Jack Skelington), who will try to make peace. Then, the real Santa Claus, I predict, will accuse Skelington as being a fake. As they enlope in an argument, Oscar Wilde and Peter Pan will begin a deep conversation of how much a waste adults are, and how they should keep growing into children in order to gain more knowledge. As they discuss and humourize, Cruella Devil will ask Edward Scissor Hands if he will pass the jam. Trying his hardest he will attempt for several minutes to pick up the slippery jar of jam with his scissor hands, which will inevitably anger Cruella, who will then roll into a series of insults such as 'Imbasule' and 'scissor-handed freak.' Upset that he cannot be of more assistence, Edward will raise try harder only to knock the jar of jam onto the gold armour of Achilles. Since Achilles is hot headed he will then push Edward into the Headless Horseman who will in defense swing his sword, only to accidently slash it through Casper the friendly ghosts chest. But because he is a ghost, Casper will not mind and forgive the headless horseman.
I am anticipating an interesting night.
DING!
And so it begins...